Deity Cats

The Deity Cats are godlike cats that have roamed the earth UNIVERSE!!! for vigintillions and vigintillions of years. They are extremely powerful, and extra smart. They have an average IQ of over 166!! The most famous Deity Cats are Ceiling Cat, Basement Cat, Happycat and Tierboskat. They are considered Gary Sues simply because of their power, nearly on par with that of Chuck Norris, but are not too overpowered to be one. If they were they would be extinct.

They are also immune to the acid in the Teletubby Land Acid Lake. Even the non-Undefeatable Deity Cats are immune to it.

List of Deity Cats

• Ceiling Cat - Almighty creator of Humanity. Often takes the form of a reddish tabby. True form is cognitohazardous.
  • Happycat - Wielder of NEDM. Hates animal abuse. Also known as Tac.
  • Dunecat - Elusive controller of spice and the universe. Eyes glow blue when controlling.
  • Suikerboskat - Boss of the UnPolice
  • Tierboskat - Extremely powerful. Name is often ripped off by non-Deity Cats. Also known as Lavres.
  • Longcat - Commander of the Universal NEDM Army.
  • Tacgnol - Foil to Longcat. If they come into contact, Catnarok will occur.
• Basement Cat
  • Slegteboskat - Created by mixing DNA from both Basement Cat and Tierboskat. In a perpetual state of meltdown. Do not approach.
• Angel Cat - Brings the souls of deceased cats to Heaven or Hell.
• Purgatory Cat - Allows bad kittehz to go to Heaven, but at a cost...

Rejected Deity Cats

• Drillcat

Trivia

• Slegteboskat is one of the only 2 bad guys who are immune to Bing Crosby’s singing.