Crap Network
Crap Network is a television broadcasting channel that airs the shows that no one ever wanted. It was launched in 2003 by Wario and Waluigi who wanted to make money and they were broke all the time, it became an unfortunate success. In 2012, they sold it to the creator of The Loud House, On November 1, 2013, the creator of The Loud House sold it to Captain 0. It is currently ranked the 703rd best channel ever (out of 705 total). It is also the favorite channel of the UnAnything Wiki and MirrorUnAnything Wiki. The only worse channels are KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE! They also air Volvic commercials featuring Tyrannosaurus Alan and George Volcano during their commercial breaks (only if when the sun hits that ridge just right or when the dinosaurs roam the earth just right, these hills sing).
List of shows[edit | edit source]
- Spongebob Squarepants
- Phineas and Ferb
- Teen Titans GO!
- The Loud House
- Milo Murphy's Law
- Family Guy
- The Simpsons
- American Dad
- Super Mario Bros. Super Show
- The Good Teletubby Show
- Too Loud
- Tales From The Resistance: The Retarded Series
- Tales From The Squads
- Tales From The Squads: The Next Adventures
- Tales From The Sea Warriors: The Series
List of events happening in Crap Network[edit | edit source]
- JuliaNEWary: Some holiday/event during New Year’s Eve And New Year’s Day from January 1st to January 31st when you mix Julianuary from Merry Madagascar with JaNEWary from Disney. During JuliaNEWary, you can watch Madagascar movies along with The Penguins Of Madagascar TV shame series
- Evil Valentines I’ve HATE: An event during February from February 1st to February 16th to celebrate the evilest villains in TV show episodes during February
- UnLucky Month: An event that inspired by St. Patricks Day during from March 1st to March 18th when you can watch Lucky
- Luan Loud’s April Fools Takeover: An event during April Fools Day where you can watch April Fools episodes in The Loud House while Luan Loud takes over our channel
- Easter Dibs: An event during April 2nd to any last Sunday in April
- Cinco De Mayonnaise The Fourth Be With You Month: An event during May 1st to May 5th along with Star Wars movies
- Mermaid Magic Month: During June, Dora The Explorer, Sofia The First, Strawberry Shortcake, and Mermaid Movies will be here
- Fourth Of July Explosion: An event during July 1st to July 4th
- Retro Game Day Off Marathon: An event during July 5th to the end of July along with TV shames based on video shames
- Last Day Of Summer Apocalypse Month: An event during August 1st to the Last Day of Summer
- Fall Fest Month: An event during September inspired by the begin of Autumn
- Monstober: An event inspired by Halloween during October where you can watch Halloween Movies
- Thanosgiving: An event when you mix Thanksgiving with Thanos from Avengers. It starts during November 1st to November 26th along with Avengers movies
- Shronkeyfest: An event when you mix an ogre donkey hybrid (not you Grinch) with Christmas. It starts at December 1st to December 25th along with Shrek movies