Covfefe

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Covfefe is a coveted product from Brazil. Topless Portuguese speakers are able to make it out of Samoas, but no one else knows how to make it, so in 2017, President Donald Trump ordered all the puppets in his command to invade South America in order to gain unrestricted access to this resource. In the meantime, he used the limited amount of covfefe in his cabinet to constant negative press coverage.

Preparation

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