Chicago

Chicago is a city in Illinois that has a lot of suburbs. There was a fire there in 1871. If there were more fires, it might not have become such an economic powerhouse that it needed so many suburbs. Then Hans Fiene would have to live in a town where he might actually have to do his job instead of making Youtube videos, writing columns where he says things he doesn't mean, and using Twitter.

Politics

Chicago is probably primarily responsible for making Illinois be the color blue.

The city itself is ruled by a sausage king. There was a pretender to the title named Ferris Bueller in 1986. Everything is actually controlled behind the scenes by the Pritzker family.