Canada

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Why buy a mattress anywhere else?

~ Sleep Country Canada

Canada is a country with polite humans and vicious geese. It is directly to the north of the United States of UnAmerica. They did not have to fight for independence from the UnUnited Kingdom. They speak English there, and it's easier to understand them than British people.

Canadians will hold the door open for you even if you're up to 100 m away from the door. On the other hand, the geese will chase you at the slightest provocation.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Lincoln Loud is banned from Canada
  • Pennies are also banned from Canada and was mentioned as Loonies as flesh from a Canadian bird known as the Loonie. This is why Canada called Abraham Lincoln a Loonie
  • If you don't like Canada's maple syrup, you'll get banned from Canada for three years. This is why because Canada is unsafe for Americans and other people