COVID-19

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COVID-19 is a Chinese virus. It originated in Wuhan, Hubei Province, China. They probably also had some help from Harvard. It most likely jumped to humans when they ate bat soup. Its receptor is ACE2. It has genetic similarities to HIV and some anti-HIV drugs are effective against it. It was a deadly virus that can kill the CBeebies. It was awakened by a food market in Wuhan in China that destroyed the balance and control of the UnUniverse and caused a abomination.

An outbreak of it started in 2019 in Wuhan. The Communist Party of China suppressed people from talking about it at first, so most people in the rest of the world didn't know about it until 2020. They continued to release falsified statistics about it even after that. Its true death rate and incubation period are still unknown. The latter may be at least 42 days. There is also a connection to 33. On top of that all, it kept changing for the next few years. People started calling it a pandemic when South Korean cultists spread it to Israel. It also got to Iran somehow.

COVID-19 is a inescapable virus that started spreading in China due to a tainted Mexican beer called Corona. It killed everyone in China and is now spreading across the UnWorld. You can't get it if you wear a hazmat suit or a creepy bird mask. Kids will use it as an excuse to stay home and play video games, until the food in their city runs out. They are against Donald Trump, Joe Biden, FTC, VSTF, and Viacom. But, the UnDefeatables are mostly immune to the Corona Virus.

In 2021 they invented a vaccine for it using mRNA technology, which is a totally legit and normal way to make a vaccine that doesn't have any side effects at all.

List of symptoms that people may experience:[edit | edit source]

  • Runny Nose
  • Sore Throat
  • Cough
  • Fever
  • Difficulty Breathing (severe cases when the Corona Virus makes your lungs have rashes)
  • Some special Idiot Manipulation that can control you (The Corona Virus can brainwash you by making you go to the airport, cruise, or start a road trip. Of course the Corona Virus brainwashes people and made them spread from one to another by completing World Domination)

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Some stupid guy predicted that what if COVID-19 mutates too much and it became a virus imp known as the COVID-19 Gremlin who popped out from people who has COVID-19 and eats other people's flesh
  • COVID-19 also reaches OVER 9000 cases and then OVER 100,000 cases as a milestone and it became uncontrollably inescapable and inevitable as Thanos
  • The President is still finding a way to cure COVID-19, but it was a FAIL. There is no cure to cure COVID-19 just yet, several people recovered from COVID-19
  • COVID-19 is one of the family of viruses that are common in people and different species of animals such as camels, cattle, cats, and bats. Rarely, the animal coronavirus may infect people and spread from one human to another after the mutation
  • Some people predict that COVID-19 is an invisible force (or a Idiot Manipulation being, COWABUNGA COVID-19 IS!) and undefeatable interdimensional demon that manipulates people’s lungs and drains the life and cells inside their lungs to make them sick and brainwashed. They think COVID-19 is another NaN being as a rip-off of NaN after being created by some stupid food market with any living being as food in Wuhan in China that ruins our life and caused an abomination. But we think it’s WRONG!
  • COVID-19 can cannot infect dogs and but it does infect cats. If your cat or dog gets COVID-19, you need to make sure that they self isolate and relieve themselves in a different area than everyone else does.
  • It is less deadly than the flu, because the flu kills 0.1% and COVID-19 kills 3.4%.

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