Bowser's Castle
Bowser's Castle is a castle owned by Bowser. It is in North Hyrule.
Bowser's Castle Project was invented by unnamed Koopa Troopa, who was a farmer and a owner of a bait shop. Bowser and his army stopped near his farm one day and stole anything, that they could eat or sell. One of stolen things was a book with pictures of great castle, floating in space and fireing lazors in Mario's house. Bowser said that he loves pictures and send the book to his castle. Later he send koopas to Space Sector 1337 to build the Castle
Bowser's Castle is the biggest weapon castle in history. Most of mass destruction weapons are in castle dungeons.
Bowser sometimes visits Bowser's Castle to decorate his throne room. It has been rumoured that George W. Bush and The scratch cat are hiding in the weapons warehouse, if seen please report to the koopa squadron -9.
History[edit | edit source]
In the past, it was believed that Bowser's castle was located on Koridai, because that was where Ganon was. After Hyrule took it over, there was not a castle to be found. It is said that unimaginable treasure and dildos await if anyone ever finds this place. Of course, no one ever has because they are blind and it's RIGHT THERE.
Rooms[edit | edit source]
Gate.
Floor #1[edit | edit source]
Hallway. Gambling Room. Koopa Bar. Computer Room.
Floor #2[edit | edit source]
Comedy Club. Kitchen. Factory. Prison.
Floor #3[edit | edit source]
Police Station. Weapons Room. Store. Waterpark.
Floor #4[edit | edit source]
Hospital. Movie Theater. Court Room. Bathroom.
Floor #5[edit | edit source]
Arcade. Museum. Klub Koopa. Power Gym.
Floor #6[edit | edit source]
Military Room. Bowser's Minion quarters. Zoo. Music Choir.
Floor #7[edit | edit source]
Lab. Lookout. Bowling Alley. Library.
Floor #8[edit | edit source]
Aquarium. Pipe Room. Giant Room. Cemetery.
Floor #9[edit | edit source]
Headquarters. Secret Room. Bowser Statue Room. Boxing Arena.
Floor #10[edit | edit source]
Escape Room. Engine Room. Swimming Pool. Greenhouse.
Floor #11[edit | edit source]
Execution Room. Restaurant. Missle launch station. Elevator to Floor 12.
Floor #12[edit | edit source]
Workshop. Zoo. Ice Rink. Museum. Skiff to Floor 12.
Floor #13[edit | edit source]
Koopaling's Rooms. Bowser Jr.'s Room. Diamond Vault. Great Bowser Door. Bowser's Throne Room. Bowser's thinking spot.
