Bikini Bottom

Bikini Bottom is a underwater city that is located in the Pacific Ocean and appeared in Spongebob Squarepants. Bikini Bottom is also known as Taylor Gang Country (formerly known as Garbage World and before that Crap County and Sexy Bikini Town in Japan) is the main setting in SpongeBob SquarePants. The city has a proper population of about OVER 9000, but the entire metro area (including Crap Fields) has a population of One. The city consists of various businesses, including restaurants, stores, adult entertainment, pawn shops, and manufacturers. The city has a stable economy, a horrible education system, questionable health care, flimsy labor laws, an unstructured government, and a corrupt law enforcement system.

Timeline

• 2128 BC.- Patrick Star time travels and has to take a crap and craps out the first Krappy Patty.
• 1593 BC.- Bikini Bottom begins construction.
• 1482 BC.- Mr. Krabs manifests out of dark matter.
• 1128 BC.- 465.2323124th anniversary of Bikini Bottom.
• 1043 BC.- The Mystical Calzone Alliance enslaves Bikini Bottom.
• 674 BC.- Patrick establishes the Mash Potato Gang to stop the Mystical Calzones.
• 432 BC.- The Mystical Calzone Alliance gets asploded11!!
• 1102 AD.- Darwin Watterson becomes president.
• 1696 AD.- The Krusty Krab is established.
• 1789 AD.- The Chum Bucket is established.
• 2000 AD. - Everyone in Bikini Bottom never heard of Christmas. So, Sandy brings Christmas to Bikini Bottom
• 2015 AD. - Darwin Watterson retires and head back to his family in Elmore, Patrick Star became president of Bikini Bottom
• 2040 AD. - Squidward gets banned from Bikini Bottom after killing critics and helped Plankton steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula
• 2058 AD. - Miss Puff gets banned from Bikini Bottom, and Spongebob Squarepants got banned from driving activities
• 2059 AD. - The Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket are banned due to a rivalry with Mr. Krabs and Plankton. Jim the original fry cook of the Krusty Krab reopened the Krusty Krab and banned Spongebob Squarepants from fry cook activities. Unfortunately Spongebob Squarepants killed Jim the original fry cook with a rusty spatula and swallowed the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. Spongebob Squarepants gets banned from Bikini Bottom until he got kidnapped by Viacom. Patrick Star quits being president in order to find Spongebob Squarepants
• 2060 AD. - Squidward along with Viacom releases an atomic pie bomb to destroy Bikini Bottom
• 2065 AD. - Every citizen in Bikini Bottom rebuild their civilization
• 2453 AD.- The ugly barnacle goes on a murderous rampage.
• 2501 AD.- Everyone died. The end.
• 2747 AD. - The Place gets rebuild as a much more stable place.
• 2791 AD. - Shortly after the peace area Anarchy Fish took over and ruled.
• 2803 AD. - Darwin fakes his death and moves to San Andreas.
• 2962 AD. - Bikini Bottom's second and final war beigins.
• 3017 AD. - The war ends and the town is finally nuked due to popular demand. Few escaped
• 4000 AD. - Bikini Bottom gets rebuild again with new material and now was painted in chrome
• 5000 AD. - Aliens discovered some stone sculptures of SpongeBob SquarePants (known as the Spongehenge), the true information will never be discovered

Trivia

• Bikini Bottom has been destroyed by unwelcome shit such as the Alaskan Bull Worm, Triton, and a explosive pie that destroys a whole town
• Bikini Bottom has been taken over by enemies such as Plankton and even Manray in a alternate timeline after Patrick ruined Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's timeline by eating their tarter sauce that was used to stop Manray