Ban Hammer
The Ban Hammer is a weapon of epic proportions. It was first made by none other than Jimmy Wales (not really, although he takes credit for it). It is currently one of the most powerful weapons on the Internet. It specializes the removal of n00bs and trolls. Its power level is under 9000, however.
The ban hammer was first crafted deep in the caves of the internet. It was wielded by all the cool guys in all the forums and wikis and other stuffs. At first it didn't see too much use, mostly being used by the best of the best of the best of the best. Then it was given to the best of the best of the best. Shortly afterwards, new hammers were crafted for the best of the best. Occasionally you will even see the best with a hammer. It is rare for Somebody who is not the best to have one, but it is not unheard of.
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The ban hammer is a hammer that casts a level seven banishment curse upon impact. This curse forces the victim into banishment, either temporarily or permanently. The ban hammer is wielded by many, including but not limited to various administers, moderators, Jimmy Wales, Mark Zuckerberg, and many members of the UnAnything Team.
The ban hammer is also one of the tools used in the art of Face Morphing. The only problem with this is that the victim is banished before the morphing actually takes effect. It's still fun to smash 'em around though.
