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Bad Tubby Toast or Bad Tubbie Toast is a type of breakfast food that the Evil Teletubbies eat. It can mutate humans into Evil Teletubbies if consumed. The Evil Magic Windmill and Evil Laa-Laa have the ability to turn people and objects into Tubby Toast.

Aside from being food, Bad Tubby Toast can also be used as a weapon. If it is thrown, it turns into the equivalent of a throwing-star. How's THAT for Evil Tubby power? Bad Tubby Toast can also be used to hypnotize people. Although this technique does not always work, the Evil Teletubbies are still trying to use it on Evil Bob the Builder. Bad Tubby Toast can yell at people, but it rarely ever does this.

If one happens to come across a field of Bad Tubby Toast, they must proceed with extreme caution. They can be used as mines to guard Evil Teletubby fortresses nearby.

It is the only "real" food, other than Bad Tubby Custard, that Thumper likes. This was banned in many other countries. Don't eat it either. It's VERY dangerous.