Anabaptist Chick-fil-a
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Anabaptist Chick-fil-a is a chicken sandwich restaurant staffed entirely by Anabaptists. It is basically the same as normal Chick-fil-a.
It may not be as sexy as Goth IHOP or Catgirl Chipotle, but people still go to Cult Member Waffle House, so maybe there's a market for it.