AU Machine
The AU Machine is a machine that generates Alternate Reality (what AU stands for, obviousy) versions of guys that're thrown in it. It is incredibly evil as it is mostly used by Captain 1 to make corrupted, and evil versions of the good guys. Though that hasn't stopped the good guys from making things like a... (no please anything but this) Evil Captain 0.
How it works[edit | edit source]
Like we know! If you give the magic portal some electricity, it goes BZZZZZT and then it becomes activated. Like the story of "is this your axe" with the pond spouting out a different version of whatever you throw inside, it gives you a random version of whatever you throw in with a label of where it's from, as well as the original. Now isn't that neat? Although, it's just fiction and nothing that comes out is ever actually real, thankfully.
List of places it grabs stuff from[edit | edit source]
- UnSwap - Basically swaps a guy with their opposite version, think of Goombas and Strollin' Stu switching places in Bowser Army, except it's actually Ganon's Army as Ganon now leads it.
- UnFell - Everyone is SUPER edgy for no reason. The only people who aren't edgy and are actually crybabies are weaklings like WaChuck Norris
- HorrorAnything - It's like Gorefield but for everyone. Fun fact: Gorefield is from here and has managed to still be corporeal by feeding of the fears of Jon.
- HELP_anything - People, other living beings, and reality are deformed, amalgamated, and distorted. Worse than (UN)anything that is extremely scary.
- UnVerted Fate - The people from here are like the UnSwapians, except they retain being who they are as actual people.
- UnShift - UnShift is like UnSwap, but the pairs swap instead of the opposites.
- UnLust (oh deer god oh no) - They wanna kiss everyone they meet goodnight :)
- UnDollars - Riches are plentiful with everyone being a wealthy version of themselves
- UnRank - People's unranks are inverted, and as a result Chuck Norris is treated like crap for inventing everything.
- Of course there's way more than these ones, but most the time this is where they're gonna come from.
Destruction[edit | edit source]
The AU Machine was voted by the UnUnited Nations to be the biggest threat to life in the UnWorld, as super-powerful bad guys can show up for just a little bit and do a lotta damage. And in 1602, its was permanently destroyed to the dismay of everyone. Though, remnents of it still exist today and maybe one day, the gate will open again
