Mr. T

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Mr.T is an awesome kick-### god, killing almost Everybody in his way. He is mostly immune to Weegee's stare, and is the reason The Stupid One is dead. He will kill you if you're not careful.

Birth[edit | edit source]

Mr. T was born at the same time as Chuck Norris inside the infant UnUniverse. They soon began fighting, which caused Inflation. After that, the UnUniverse we know and love was formed.

After the Big Bang[edit | edit source]

When he and Chuck Norris caused Inflation, Mr. T disappeared into the Flat Zone, where he existed for millennia as a two-dimensional hero. In this timeframe, he interacted with a cylinder in 3-space, creating Maxwell, his biological son. He appeared in movies, comics, ads, and even celebrity crossovers before coming back to the UnUniverse sometime between 1984 and 2017. Upon his return, he was instantly recognized as an Undefeatable.

Powers[edit | edit source]

He has the power to throw people helluva far. He can also turn into liquid, disguise himself as any other person, shoot missiles from his shins, hips, chest, shoulders, and forearms, raise people from the dead, create nuclear warheads, disobey the laws of gravity, shoot lasers from his eyes, breathe fire, see in infrared, clone himself, transform into a tank, jet, submarine, zeppelin, mastodon, dragon, or shark, use magic, and trap people in blocks of ice.

The only thing that can kill him is any attack by any Undefeatable. However, he can respawn. Mr. T is also an elemental. He can use every element known to man.

He has a super form. While using it, only the Upper Counsel of Undefeatables can kill him, and he respawns faster.

He also gained EVEN MORE powers after teaming with another hero named Limecat.

He has adopted James the Red Engine as his son and taxi to the battlefield.

List of people he killed[edit | edit source]

List of fools he pitied[edit | edit source]