Bonzi Buddy

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Bonzi Buddy is an evil purple monkey. He was born to innocent parents and, when he was born, was innocent. But when he was ten years old, he discovered the sheer power of being evil. Later, he discovered he was invincible for some reason. Of course, he used his newfound invincibility for evil purposes. Around the same time, he learned how to hack into computers. When he was thirteen, he developed a computer virus that allowed him to telepathically annoy people while messing up their hard drive. One of the victims of this virus was King Harkinian. When he was sixteen, he started a street gang called the Bonzi Gang, which became the Bonzi Army in 1996. He speaks like a messed-up Microsoft Sam. He is purple. He is a monkey. He will slowly rot your brain and turn you into an idiot. He likes Geena Battaline, cheese and My Little Pony. He is also a jerk. He asks children for their credit card information (do they even know that stuff?) and their name, as well as where they live. He also emails all of the kids friends and tells you to get him. His home was destroyed by Fatman in 2004 when Fatman was looking for a place to sit down and sleep. His secret HQ was also destroyed by Big Chungus and the Big Chungus Tribe. He is also the leader/dictator of the Wonder Pets. He has been ever since Linny gave up and surrendered to him. After the Teletubby Land Massacre, Bonzi Buddy kidnapped the Boohbah. They now serve as his minions, but it is currently unknown as to how he is using them and what happened to Zing Zing Zingbah, as said Boohbah had been spray-painted permanently in the Teletubbies' colors. Bonzi is also the main cause for The 2nd Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by kicking SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star with his hair while visiting the ruins of Tokyo City.

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BonziBUDDY, more often known as just Bonzi Buddy, is a piece of malware. It can be found on You's computer that runs Windows XP, along with 502 other viruses from viewing websites not considered to be 'trustworthy' - why else would You be here?

Bonzi Buddy is a purple monkey that would assist you with menial everyday tasks such as e-mail, web browsing, or masturbation. He is basically like Clippy, although he is filled with malware. He is more cancerous than clippy, too. He expands dong every day. He loves his fully expanded dong more than Bill Nye the Science Guy. His fully expanded dong is out for Harambe.

Likes[edit | edit source]

  • MEMZ trojan
  • Bonzify trojan
  • Protogent
  • Vinesauce Joel
  • Super Minecraft Kid
  • Shrek
  • Infecting people with malware and spyware
  • Softonic
  • Expanding his dong
  • Operating System
    • Windows XP
  • Deleting System32

Death[edit | edit source]

Bonzi Buddy was in a computer during one of Vinesauce Joel's streams. After Bonzi Buddy told a really bad joke, Joel deleted System32, thus Bonzi Buddy was deleted alongside everything else.