Benny Lava

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Benny Lava is a guy who was made by minor bun engine. Everyone wants to bite him, but they can't because they don't have a bun. One time a barber man tried to bite him, but Benny Lava beat him up.

He is a very frugal person. He gets angry when his girlfriend pays too much for puppies. (He thinks all puppies should be free.) His dream is to sell nucleic acids. Maybe then he will have enough money to pay the accepted market price for dogs.

This page was forked from the BadMusic Wiki because Cg097 felt like it.