Barney

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Barney is a cute purple dinosaur from PBS. He might be the antichrist because if you change the Us in "cute purple dinosaur" to Vs and then add up the values of all the letters that are Roman numerals in that phrase, you get 666.

He was happy all the time, which made kids who watched his show, Barney and Friends, not be able to regulate or cope with negative emotions. He lost his job and got censored when he cursed at a kid. He was killed and eaten gruesomely by the Teletubbies when they went psychotic.