Adobe Flash Player

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Adobe Flash was an awesome program that was used to make animations, shames, and more. However, it has been discontinued at the end of 2020 in favor of the much eviler HTML 5 instead, whom has already killed GoAnimate! and turned it's corpse into Vyond. Currently, the guys that have been created in Adobe Flash are living in the retirement home called Flashpoint, an archive of Flash content.

Flash was invented in 1993 when Zhongcheng Harman (some chinese person who was a mistake and he died years later in the 2010s after getting killed by Steve Jobs) and his Tankman wanted to use a program to create animations and shames easily on his brand new website, Newgrounds. And well, the rest was history. Other websites like Y8 and (formerly) Youtube used this program to offer their shames and videos out for the little 5-year old boys and girls so that they can watch a pregnant Elsa be teased by Spiderman. Pretty neat content we are letting our kids watch nowadays, huh? Well, either way, Flash has been used to create more stuff than that, like Club Penguin, OPERATE NOW, and even Henry Stickmin and what he has made. It was also compatible with the Nintendo Wii (despite the fact that the Nintendo Wii doesn't come with a binary due to Nintendo not supporting binarys in their Nintendo devices. So this is unproven due to the Nintendo Wii is an non-binary)!

However, a Security Breach popped up in the poor program and so Tankman patched it, however, more started to pop up overtime and there was also the fact that the program was beginning to be more and more primitive as time went on. On December 31st, 2020, Adobe Flash was infected with the Coronavirus (because Steve Jobs injected Adobe Flash Player with Coronavirus) and died from it, marking the end of an era for Web Shames. Everyone decided to move their Stuff to HTML 5 and Unity, though we have been changed forever by the end of this amazing program.

However, you can still download offline Flash Players for playing flash files, and even download the aforementioned Flashpoint, where you can relive all the great Flash content, animations, games, and all!

Controversy[edit | edit source]

Adobe Flash Player is a (old and infect-able) add-on that is infamous and was less popular after mobile devices were invented. It will be no longer supported in 2020 as a sacrifice to protect the security systems of users due to Adobe Flash Player being unhealthy for users' systems that led to malicious software. That means Adobe Flash Player will be bait that leads to hackers and malware. This is the reason Adobe Flash Player is banned in schools. That means all Flash shames will be extinct forever due to Adobe has been matured and aged for years and became very old and served as viable crap for Flash content. And of course, some company known as Apple proved that Adobe Flash Player is a weak and stupid mistake and also a national cyber security threat due to Adobe Flash Player isn't in a good bond with Apple/android devices at all. To prevent Adobe Flash Player from being supported, because Adobe will corrupt memories that iOS devices had. This is why Adobe Flash Player is a source of hacking and malwares (because Steve Jobs is responsible for dooming Flash shames). People know what is life without Adobe Flash Player looks like