Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is an UnAmerican who got into the House of Representatives by lying about her age. She is really bad at maths. For example, she thinks that 2012 is in the future.

Her platform is to make cows just stop farting and make UnAmerica be more like the successful socialist countries Venezuela, Israel, Facebook, and Twitter.